Heard in the Halls


It´s like I´m dating a 5 year old!”

— A lunch

I didn´t get to study last night, can you tell me the answers to these two questions?”

— 7th grader to teacher during test


Do you want to eat my gum?”

— 8th grade boy

I wish I could change my last name to washcloth!”

— Outside 7th grade wing

I’m studying for my Science test. What is the capitol of Russia?”

— 9th grade boy to 9th grade boy

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